Just Smile

عزيز · 08-23-2008, 11:38 AM

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

rosebeach · 08-23-2008, 03:08 PM

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

hhhhhh

very nice Joke

Thanx AZIZ

عزيز · 08-24-2008, 12:07 AM

rose
thank u 4 being hear
regards

دلوعة أهلي% · 08-28-2008, 10:06 PM

[لا يسمح للزوار بمشاهدة الروابط. اضغط هنـا للتسجيل...]

Azeez
% thank you for that ...it's wonderful........ Dallouah

08-23-2008, 11:38 AM	رقم المشاركة : 1
عزيز الملف الشخصي معلومات إضافية علم الدولة: عدد النقاط : 5045 المزاج: تغييرالمزاج / اشكال المزاج أوسمة العضو: 3	Just Smile WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.' Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.' التوقيع : لو يباع وجهك كقناع لاشتريته بما املك لارتديه في ليالي الحنين اليك

08-23-2008, 03:08 PM	رقم المشاركة : 2
rosebeach مشرفة منتديات اللغة الأنجليزية والتربية والتعليم الملف الشخصي معلومات إضافية علم الدولة: عدد النقاط : 10055 المزاج: تغييرالمزاج / اشكال المزاج أوسمة العضو:	رد : Just Smile A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' hhhhhh very nice Joke Thanx AZIZ التوقيع : rosebeach

08-24-2008, 12:07 AM	رقم المشاركة : 3
عزيز الملف الشخصي معلومات إضافية علم الدولة: عدد النقاط : 5045 المزاج: تغييرالمزاج / اشكال المزاج أوسمة العضو: 3	رد: Just Smile rose thank u 4 being hear regards

08-28-2008, 10:06 PM	رقم المشاركة : 4
دلوعة أهلي% نبـؤة قلـب توشحـه البيـاض الملف الشخصي معلومات إضافية علم الدولة: عدد النقاط : 13763 المزاج: تغييرالمزاج / اشكال المزاج أوسمة العضو:	رد: Just Smile [لا يسمح للزوار بمشاهدة الروابط. اضغط هنـا للتسجيل...] Azeez % thank you for that ...it's wonderful........ Dallouah التوقيع :

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